Hmmm….

So, I’ve been receiving a lot of email over the past year or so where some guy keeps using my gmail address without the period in it. The way gmail works, if you have i.am.awesome at gmail.com you also have iamawesome at gmail.com and every other variant you can think of with as many periods as you want. I haven’t been able to figure out who this asshole was, because I can’t contact him because the only contact information I have is an email address, and I get the fucking emails.

Until now. I just received a receipt from U-Haul in my email. Not only do I have his home address, I also have his phone number. How responsible should I be with this information, and what would be the best course of action for letting him know to get his own fucking email?

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3 Responses to Hmmm….

  1. Devin X says:

    What did you do to him?

  2. Kenny says:

    I didn’t do anything. Yet…

  3. Oldhir says:

    Order 500 anchovy and black olive pizzas to his house.
    Also, sign him up for CatFacts and have the entire works of Shakespeare texted to his phone*.

    * I assume cell phone because chances of it being an actual landline should be low.

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