What I’ve been doing in my spare time

Since I have been unemployed for the last month, I’ve been doing three things, looking for a new job, playing Star Wars: The Old Republic, and creating a website for my Guild’s forums. You can find them here:

http://teamfun.rootmytoaster.org

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Help Stop SOPA/PIPA

With all these websites going Dark in Protest of SOPA/PIPA here in the US, I decided to finally send off emails to my Senators and Representative. While I did use basically the same email for each one, the message is still the same. Vote against this, or I’ll vote for someone who will.

Mr. Jim Renacci,

First of all, I would like to thank you for your time. I’m writing to you to convince you to vote against the Stop Online Piracy Act. I’m sure many other people have already written you giving many varying reasons as to why you should not vote for this particular bill. I am not going to be another person to do this.

I imagine that you’ve read this bill thoroughly, and have thought of it’s possible implications, so I’m not going to insult you by possibly preaching about things you’ve already considered. What I will do is leave you with this message:

Remember, you represent the people of the United States of America in the 16th District in the State of Ohio. You do not represent the MPAA, RIAA, Macmillian US, Viacom, Nike, L’Oreal, Acushnet Company, NBCUniversal, Pfizer, Ford, Revlon, NBA, or any other company or corporation that supports this bill. Corporations aren’t people, so their opinion doesn’t matter. The only opinions that matter, are those of the people you represent, and this one (just in case you’re keeping score to figure out which way to vote) is very against this bill.

You’re free to vote however you want though, but I hope you vote according to what your district wants, and that you vote against this bill. If you do vote for this bill, I won’t stop you or make any threats against you, you’re just doing your job. What I will do is vote against you and for someone who is against SOPA when your seat becomes available.

Once again, I thank you for your time.

Mr. Sherrod Brown,

First of all, I would like to thank you for your time. I’m writing to you to convince you to vote against the Protect-IP Act. I’m sure many other people have already written you giving many varying reasons as to why you should not vote for this particular bill. I am not going to be another person to do this.

I imagine that you’ve read this bill thoroughly, and have thought of it’s possible implications, so I’m not going to insult you by possibly preaching about things you’ve already considered. What I will do is leave you with this message:

Remember, you represent the people of the United States of America in the State of Ohio. You do not represent the MPAA, RIAA, Macmillian US, Viacom, Nike, L’Oreal, Acushnet Company, NBCUniversal, Pfizer, Ford, Revlon, NBA, or any other company or corporation that supports this bill. Corporations aren’t people, so their opinion doesn’t matter. The only opinions that matter, are those of the people you represent, and this one (just in case you’re keeping score to figure out which way to vote) is very against this bill.

You’re free to vote however you want though, but I hope you vote according to what your district wants, and that you vote against this bill. If you do vote for this bill, I won’t stop you or make any threats against you, you’re just doing your job. What I will do is vote against you and for someone who is against PIPA when your seat becomes available.

Once again, I thank you for your time.

Mr Rob Portman,

First of all, I would like to thank you for your time. I’m writing to you to convince you to vote against the Protect-IP Act. I’m sure many other people have already written you giving many varying reasons as to why you should not vote for this particular bill. I am not going to be another person to do this.

I imagine that you’ve read this bill thoroughly, and have thought of it’s possible implications, so I’m not going to insult you by possibly preaching about things you’ve already considered. What I will do is leave you with this message:

Remember, you represent the people of the United States of America in the State of Ohio. You do not represent the MPAA, RIAA, Macmillian US, Viacom, Nike, L’Oreal, Acushnet Company, NBCUniversal, Pfizer, Ford, Revlon, NBA, or any other company or corporation that supports this bill. Corporations aren’t people, so their opinion doesn’t matter. The only opinions that matter, are those of the people you represent, and this one (just in case you’re keeping score to figure out which way to vote) is very against this bill.

You’re free to vote however you want though, but I hope you vote according to what your district wants, and that you vote against this bill. If you do vote for this bill, I won’t stop you or make any threats against you, you’re just doing your job. What I will do is vote against you and for someone who is against PIPA when your seat becomes available.

Once again, I thank you for your time.

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Spoiler Alert! You’re stupid!

So once again I was playing SWTOR. I really need to stop having faith in Humanity. So I was in the Imperial Fleet and someone says something in the General Chat channel about Vader dying. So, like a dick, I shout back, “Spoiler alert!” This guy responds with:

spoiler from the 70′s
like JFK dying

Really? 1963 was in the 70′s?

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target.com, FUCK YOU

*Edit

Just because I’m the nice guy I am, I want to point out that I did receive my copy of SWTOR today. I am very appreciative of this fact. It arrived two days before it was scheduled, so I was very surprised. I still haven’t received my code, but this lessens the hurt. It should take over a week to get that emailed to me.

*End Edit

You know what’s not good customer service? When you wait over a week to send someone an email containing a code that was supposed to go along with the purchase of a game. I ordered a game, Star Wars: The Old Republic to be specific, over a week ago (Dec 12th, it’s now Dec 20th) and I still haven’t received my preorder code via email like I was promised. I called support Thursday night and I was told that I should receive it “in a few days.” This was unacceptable, but I wasn’t going to go off on the messenger, because I’ve been there and I know how much it sucks.

I emailed you last night using your shitty form on your web page letting you know that this was unacceptable. I haven’t gotten as much as a form letter thanking me for writing to you and that you’re processing your letters. Seeing as I’m getting your emails about my order, I know my mailbox isn’t filtering emails as spam. Plus I have some control over the spam filters on the server (there are 0) so I know they’re not getting filtered.

This service is unacceptable by any stretch of the imagination. The only reason I ordered from you in the first place is because Bioware had you listed as a preferred retailer on their website for the game (swtor.com) and I had a $25 gift card for Target that I received as a Christmas present a few years back. I don’t normally shop at Target, as your stores haven’t really been the most convenient store for me to purchase something, or I could find something elsewhere for cheaper. I figured you had some sort of deal going on where I could preorder and get my code and be ready to play during early access.

I was wrong. Not only do your representatives on the phone not know what the hell is going on (I almost told the lady on the phone to stand up and ask “Who shot first?” and have her transfer me to the first person who shouted “Han”), but it seems your representatives going through your email don’t know what’s going on either. I should have been playing the game three days ago, but now I’m going to be waiting at least two more because you guys don’t have your shit together.

I guess I’ve learned my lesson. Next time I’ll just preorder from GameStop. At least they don’t hide the fact that they’ll screw you over.

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I was at a party, got drunk, couldn’t drive the car, somebody gave me a lift on my car, and crossed on the red light many times, I’ve just got the pictures, maybe you know him?
Here is the photo

I need to find him urgently!

Thank you
Vasuki


OH SHIT!! HE CROSSED THE RED LIGHT!!! HOLY FUCK!!!

Dude, this is what you need to do. First things first, you need to set fire to your car. If he crossed the red light many times, chances are he was caught driving your car. If not, you can blame him for it anyway. Once your car is a blazing inferno, you need to take off all of your clothing. Once you’re good and naked, start coloring on yourself with varying colors of sharpies. The more colors, the better. The trick here is to not leave any of your natural pigmentation visible. If you can get a friend to help you with this, it would be preferable. After that, you need to take a huge dump and then roll around in it. Make sure it’s solid, as you don’t want it to be liquid and wash off your body art. Then call the cops.

Now if you don’t want to call the cops, you can just do this in someone’s front lawn and they’ll call them for you, or you could do it in front of the police station and save some travel time and gas for them. Unless, of course, you steal their gasoline to catch your car on fire. Once all of this is done, the name of the person driving will be given to you in a divination.

Good luck, Vasuki. I hope this helps you.

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Crouching Tigger Hidden Pooh

Bob is frantic. He is running from door to door, only to find out that they are locked shut. “This can’t be happening to me,” Bob says to himself as he finds another locked door. His desperation is setting in. As he rushes past the break room, he grabs a stack of napkins. He looks around frantically as he moves towards Bill’s cubicle. He makes one quick look around, and then squats down.

Bob mutters to himself, “I can’t believe I’m doing this,” as he undoes his belt. He peaks out of the cubicle one more time to make sure he is alone then drops his pants. Bob barely has time to squat over Bill’s trash can as he let slip the dogs of war.

Bob let out a cry, “Chinese food, why have you forsaken me!” Just then, Bob gets startled by a sound. It is the bell of the elevator. Bob peeks out of the cubicle and sees Fred and Frank nonchalantly walk off of the elevator discussing the Super Bowl from last night.

“What did I tell you, Fred? Seriously, how many times did I tell you?”

Fred looks over at Frank, disgusted. “Shut up, Frank. It could have happened to any team, now get over it.”

Frank laughs. “But it didn’t happen to any team. It happened to the favorite to win. You know, your team, Green Bay. And remember that bet you made me, if Cincinnati wins, you’ll pay me a dollar for every point they beat Green Bay by?”

Frank and Fred are getting closer to Bob. Bob is frantically trying to clean himself off and make a clean getaway. In his haste, Bob knocks over the trash can, getting liquified General Tso’s Chicken all over the floor. “Shit!” Bob silently yells to himself as he pulls his pants up. As he tries to stand up, Bob stumbles and stomps through the mud, tracking it all over the cubicle.

“Yes, Fed says,” I know I owe you 83 dollars, stop…” Fred pauses. “Do you smell that?”

Both men stop in their track and sniff. “Oh God! What died in here!” Frank yells as he covers his nose with his arm. With this said, Bob bolts from Bill’s cubicle and makes a mad dash for the stairs, spreading the remains of General Tso like a last wish all over the floor.

As Bob runs, he looks behind him to see if Frank or Fred noticed his escape, or the funeral pyre. This was a mistake as Bob runs right into the stairwell door falling over into his trail of poo. This time Bob yells “Shit!” out loud and not to himself. Fred looks over to Bob and starts to walk his way to see if he is OK.

“It smells like it’s coming from Bill’s cubicle,” says Frank as he turns to look in. That’s when the pungent smell hits Frank like a ton of bricks. Frank starts to vomit all over the floor. Hearing this, Fred turns around to see what’s wrong. Then the combined smell of processed Chinese food along with McDonald’s McRib sandwich hits Fred. He begins to vomit all over Frank in a scene that appears to be inspired by the Family Guy episode where the Griffins drink Syrup of Ipecac.

Bob gets up off the floor, covered partially in feces that he tracked through the office and partially from feces he accidentally dumped on himself as he knocked over the trash can. He looks back to see if Frank and Fred have identified him. He notices that they’re too busy making room in their stomachs for more food. He opens the door and makes his way to the parking garage.

On his way out to his car, Bob starts to get more and more sick as he keeps smelling his own poo all over him. As Bob walks he starts to take off his clothing. One piece at a time, Bob starts to slowly get naked. Bob is now at his car, naked as the day he came into the world. He unlocks his car, gets in, and drives off into the sunset.

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Writing Project

My good friend Matt Simmons once asked me why I didn’t write professionally after linking to him a conversation I had with my cousin showing a parallel of Santa Claus and child labor. He said that I was rather good at it. I don’t believe I said this at the time, Matt, but thank you. When I write something, I take pride in my work. If only you knew how long it takes me to write a single blog entry, no matter what the size. At this point, I’ve taken about five minutes, and this is only the sixth sentence I’ve written. I take my time, think most of my thoughts through thoroughly, and then actually write them. I’m even this way with online forums. If I have something to say that’s worth saying, I take my time doing it. Sometimes it’s masked by the speed at which I can type, but I do take my time.

Now back to Matt’s comments. I have thought about writing, but not really the way he was asking about. He mentioned writing for Game Informer as an example. Well, that would be a start, even if it is for one of the worst video game magazines out there (unless you include IGN as a magazine, then it’s hard to choose the bigger pile of shit). I should take that back, I have thought about reviewing video games, or just writing articles about the video game industry, but that’s not what I would really like to do. I’d like to write video games.

Now when I say write video games, I don’t mean program them. devry made me hate programming. I mean think up a story for a game, flesh out that story (as opposed to flushing out), then maybe writing some dialogue. Then have various programmers, musicians, and testers do the hard part and actually make my idea come to life. That’s the kind of writing that I want to do. So if you’re hiring, SquareEnix, I’m your man.

Well, I digress. I’ve decided that I haven’t done any creative writing in a while, unless you include inane posts on Facebook or in various forums. So I did what any sane person would do, I asked for suggestions of what to write about on Facebook. Now with skipping over Ben’s creepy fan fiction generator generated topics, time to move onto Shurley’s home work assignments that he may or may not plagiarize for credit.

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RIP Jonathan Brazell

I knew him as Anton. He was a great friend from when I was at DeVry. A few years back we went our separate ways, but that didn’t mean that he wasn’t any less of a friend. He was found shot on the Morning of Nov 13, and died later in the hospital. It was a very sad day, the world lost a great man.

This morning, I saw a link from a mutual friend of ours to this http://biggovernment.com/mikeflynn/2011/11/14/breaking-facebook-posting-reports-murder-at-occupysavannah/ As I was reading this, I couldn’t believe what passes off as journalism these days. I think what was more surprising was the amount of comments from people who had no fucking clue as to what really happened. All they saw was what Mike Flynn posted, and a screenshot from the Occupy Savannah page. I mean, reading ANY news article from a reputable news source (e.g, local Savannah news stations) would show give a bigger picture than what this asshole here was trying to paint.

If you clicked on the link, you would see that he claimed that the Occupy Savannah Facebook page announced the murder of an activist at the #Occupy camp. I don’t know if he made a grammatical error, or is just plain stupid. I’m sure he meant from, not at. If he said that Anton was from the camp, it would imply that he supported the cause. By using the word at, he’s saying that he was murdered within the confines of the camp, which is lie. As Savannah natives have pointed out in the comments, he was murdered several miles away from the camp, so saying from the camp doesn’t not mean that he was leaving the camp. He was no where near it.

After posting a screen shot of a memorial post stating some sort of informal memorial services at the #Occupy camp, he asks some rather silly questions. I’ll post those questions and provide some responses.

Ha #OccupySavannah contacted law enforcement?

I’m going to say no. They did not contact law enforcement as this crime occurred a great distance away from the camp. Unless they had a psychic amongst them (I’m fairly certain they didn’t), they had no clue that he was murdered until after the story was aired on the six o’clock news.

Are there any suspects?

As far as I know, no there aren’t any suspects as of yet. That’s coming from my reading of very limited number of news articles pertaining to this subject. But what do I know? I would think that someone who claims to be an Editor-in-Chief would know a little thing or two about fact checking. Maybe I should add Editor-in-Chief to my list of job titles for rootmytoaster.org (It would go nicely with CEO, webmaster, postmaster, and Chief of Awesome).

Do we know the motive of the killers?

Again, fact checking would help answer this. You made your post one day after the shooting. News outlets had posted the day prior that it was probably a robbery. Since you like to jump to conclusions, one might say it was a robbery.

Have the #Occupy sites simply devolved into a ‘Lord of the Flies’ situation. And, why is the media covering up the crime wave that has befallen the #Occupy movement?

They haven’t hit Lord of the Flies status yet. Once some fat kid’s head is posted on a pike, then you’ll have your answer. The media isn’t covering up the supposed crime waves, they’re just not covering it. There’s a difference. I looked back and saw that you (or someone else on your site) had a running tally of crimes committed at #Occupy camps. Now how many of those crimes have you falsely attributed to #Occupy, such as this one?

Now I really have to quote this, because I love irony. I will temper my thoughts in the wake of this tragedy. But it bears repeating that earnest, well-intentioned, but misguided youth like Mr. Brazell have been cynically exploited by the progressive-industrial machine for political gain. They have been lured into situations that are increasingly dominated by criminals and predators.

First of all, if you had done any fact checking, you would know he is not a youth. Unless you’re really old, 34 is not youthful. I’m not going to lie, I’m not going to bother doing any fact checking as to how old you are. Judging by your picture, I’m going to guess you’re early to mid 40s. With this in mind, 34 is hardly youthful. That part wasn’t ironic, it was just stupidity on your part. Here’s the ironic part, you’re claiming that this was for political gain. Do you know whose? Yours, your political gain. If his death had actually occurred withing the confines of Occupy Savannah, your suspicions that these new age hippies are nothing but hoodlums and criminals is true. This would further YOUR cause.

The problem is, he didn’t die at Occupy Savanna, he wasn’t even shot there. He was on the other side of town shot in a robbery, that was most likely caused by a criminal or predator that was severely affected by a rise in poverty due to the large difference between the incomes of the average person and the extremely wealthy. This causes him to go out and rob, possibly at gunpoint, innocent people in an attempt to increase his wealth. See what I did there? I’ll give you a hint, I’m saying it’s conservatives that cause him to die due to their fiscal policy, not liberals causing lawlessness.

In closing, yes, another person has died. Politicians and the media are not accomplices in this tragedy, as you want to point out. Once again, you seem to be implying that #Occupy had anything to do with his murder. This was a random act of violence. This had nothing to do with the 1% or the 99%. It only had to do with at least two people on a street corner. One walked away, the other, sadly, did not.

Now if any news comes out stating that he was killed due to his affiliation with Occupy Savannah, I will gladly retract my statements and issue you an apology, Mr. Flynn. But until then, you’re an asshole and you need to stop twisting shit to further your own agenda. Stop being a douche and check you facts before you start in with hate speech.

To everyone who posted comments condemning #Occupy for Anton’s death, FUCK YOU. You’re doing the same bullshit that Asshole #1 was doing, putting blame where it doesn’t belong. Sure, there have been problems at other #Occupy camps, but this wasn’t one of them. You assholes need to not blindly follow something just because it reinforces your opinion without finding out if that something is a lie. Your posts are bad and you should feel bad.

Rest in peace, Anton. If you see him, say Hi to my dad for me.

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Final Fantasy Marathon, 1/13 Finished

Anyone remember this post? Yea, it only took me a year to finally get around to beating Final Fantasy. This is surprising as it only took me like four months to beat it the first time around. Time on the clock, 19:36

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Really now.

This, kids, is why we should pay attention in school. Yu was a Chinese emperor, and u is not a word. The following is a shout in Port Jeuno in FFXI. I’m Wynnia, and apparently I’m confusing someone.

[2:06:09 PM] Manux : Itzapapaloth/uldhaushi pops [Do you have it?] will kill for you and yu get all +2s items
[2:06:50 PM] Wynnia : Why would I give Yu all of the +2 items from my popset?
[2:07:12 PM] Astiar : Amarok, COR DNC body seal [interest][Team up?] 3/– tell
[2:07:12 PM] Manux : u dont understand lol
[2:07:34 PM] Wynnia : I don’t think you understand.
[2:07:35 PM] Manux : i will kill for u and u get all +2 items >.>
[2:07:52 PM] Astiar : I dont think either of you understand
[2:07:56 PM] Kuraiakuba : takin the piss of your spelling
[2:07:58 PM] Wynnia : No, I’m fairly certain you’d be killing it for me, not U.
[2:08:11 PM] Mewgoat : i dont think anyone has a god damn clue!
[2:08:13 PM] Wynnia : Nor would I give everything to U, either.

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